An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty- thousand euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes."

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and yelled, "Yes, yes, I won! I won!
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings, her clothes and quietly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them said, "What did she roll?"

The other replied, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men.....are men.