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speedy911911911



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PostSubject: Investments   Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:50 am

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
Ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Shocked

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. No


With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock, you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would
have $214.00. affraid

Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and recycle. bounce

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
lol!




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PostSubject: Re: Investments   Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:03 pm

The land of the great and wonderful Bush!
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PostSubject: Re: Investments   Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:30 am

madcow wrote:
The land of the great and wonderful Bush!

MC, should that be spelled Busch?
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PostSubject: Re: Investments   Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:37 pm

Now it is BlackBusch country! New Boss? No Same Boss with no change. Glad I voted for Ron Paul at the last minute.
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PostSubject: Re: Investments   Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:59 am

madcow wrote:
Now it is BlackBusch country! New Boss? No Same Boss with no change. Glad I voted for Ron Paul at the last minute.

Damn....another pun wasted........ and some irony shot to hell also Sad
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