http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/-t1.htm KEEP THEM CLEAN OR YOU WILL BE BANNED......HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:16:50 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/prosilver/site_logo.gif http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/-t1.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/a-jumbo-jet-is-making-its-final-approach-to-coolangatta-t923.htm speedy911911911 A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Coolangatta Airport... The pilot comes on the intercom, ‘This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into Coolangatta. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the Gold Coast. He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot... ‘So, Skip, whatcha’ got planned while we’re on the Gold Coast?’ ‘ ... CLEAN JOKES Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:16:50 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/a-jumbo-jet-is-making-its-final-approach-to-coolangatta-t923.htm#3258 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/a-jumbo-jet-is-making-its-final-approach-to-coolangatta-t923.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/maxine-on-the-government-t891.htm attack-cat Maxine on the government! "BAIL EM OUT! ???? Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!" CLEAN JOKES Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:26:06 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/maxine-on-the-government-t891.htm#3116 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/maxine-on-the-government-t891.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/chevrolet-avalanche-t888.htm attack-cat A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!'He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.' 'With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. 'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.'So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?' they said.. 'It was the lady up the street,' said the ... CLEAN JOKES Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:31:52 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/chevrolet-avalanche-t888.htm#3109 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/chevrolet-avalanche-t888.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-chicago-doctor-t853.htm speedy911911911 The Chicago Doctor A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks. A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, ... CLEAN JOKES Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:37:25 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-chicago-doctor-t853.htm#3001 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-chicago-doctor-t853.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/a-redneck-love-poem-t847.htm speedy911911911 A REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL. BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.' YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER. ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:40:43 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/a-redneck-love-poem-t847.htm#2990 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/a-redneck-love-poem-t847.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-immigrant-and-the-fairy-t814.htm attack-cat The Immigrant and The Fairy A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.' The man told the fairy, 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked at the man's ... CLEAN JOKES Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:07:12 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-immigrant-and-the-fairy-t814.htm#2893 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-immigrant-and-the-fairy-t814.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/al-gore-bill-clinton-and-barrack-obama-t812.htm attack-cat Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama went to heaven. God addressed Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?'' Al replied: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve, and I've come to understand that now.'' God thought for a second and said: "Very good. Come and sit at my left hand.'' God then addressed Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?'' " I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:30:14 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/al-gore-bill-clinton-and-barrack-obama-t812.htm#2886 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/al-gore-bill-clinton-and-barrack-obama-t812.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-koala-and-the-lizard-t786.htm attack-cat A koala was sitting in a gum tree... smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,'Hey Koala! "What are you doing?" The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:01:31 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-koala-and-the-lizard-t786.htm#2794 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-koala-and-the-lizard-t786.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/little-johnny-t781.htm attack-cat Little Johnny in History Class The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny a bright Navajo Indian boy, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. "Very good!" Who said, "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except ... CLEAN JOKES Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:33:07 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/little-johnny-t781.htm#2767 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/little-johnny-t781.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/first-reaction-t739.htm attack-cat If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy just standing around and leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers, and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:15:37 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/first-reaction-t739.htm#2631 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/first-reaction-t739.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/gambling-t738.htm attack-cat An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty- thousand euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes." As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and yelled, "Yes, yes, I won! I won! She hugged ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:14:41 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/gambling-t738.htm#2630 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/gambling-t738.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/hillbilly-vasectomy-t735.htm attack-cat After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:06:38 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/hillbilly-vasectomy-t735.htm#2625 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/hillbilly-vasectomy-t735.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/oh-so-true-t722.htm attack-cat What God made... God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been? God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:28:52 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/oh-so-true-t722.htm#2595 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/oh-so-true-t722.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/investments-t545.htm speedy911911911 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year Ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:50:05 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/investments-t545.htm#1796 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/investments-t545.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/refugee-t612.htm speedy911911911 A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.' The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING! -- he had a brand new shining ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:16:43 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/refugee-t612.htm#2109 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/refugee-t612.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/plot-to-kidnap-obama-uncovered-t579.htm Jimbob_Rebel ]]> CLEAN JOKES Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:02:21 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/plot-to-kidnap-obama-uncovered-t579.htm#1936 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/plot-to-kidnap-obama-uncovered-t579.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/clean-joke-t561.htm speedy911911911 It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:48:25 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/clean-joke-t561.htm#1880 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/clean-joke-t561.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/bottle-of-wine-t559.htm grooveykindoflove A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy,cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I' m a Woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and ... CLEAN JOKES Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:09:26 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/bottle-of-wine-t559.htm#1872 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/bottle-of-wine-t559.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/just-for-train-t551.htm madcow Q: How do you tell when your showtune singer is at the door? A: She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in. Q: How many showtune singers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. She holds the bulb while the world revolves around her. Person 1: It must be terrible for an showtune singer to realize that she can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if she doesn't realize it. Q: How many showtune singers does it take to change a light ... CLEAN JOKES Sat, 04 Oct 2008 02:46:20 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/just-for-train-t551.htm#1819 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/just-for-train-t551.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-dot-t547.htm speedy911911911 The Dot THANK GOD, FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME!!!! For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:22:08 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-dot-t547.htm#1802 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-dot-t547.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/poltical-humor-t542.htm attack-cat On television today a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10-15,000. The Republican spokesman replied, "That's because McCain's supporters are at work." CLEAN JOKES Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:14:58 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/poltical-humor-t542.htm#1783 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/poltical-humor-t542.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/9-words-women-use-t534.htm speedy911911911 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:04:11 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/9-words-women-use-t534.htm#1766 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/9-words-women-use-t534.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/friendship-among-men-and-women-t491.htm speedy911911911 Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning, she told her husband she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning, he told his wife he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's10 best friends. Eight confirmed he had slept over and two said he was still there. CLEAN JOKES Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:32:00 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/friendship-among-men-and-women-t491.htm#1610 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/friendship-among-men-and-women-t491.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-fbi-had-an-opening-for-an-assassin-t487.htm speedy911911911 The FBI had an opening for an assassin... After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never ... CLEAN JOKES Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:42:35 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-fbi-had-an-opening-for-an-assassin-t487.htm#1604 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-fbi-had-an-opening-for-an-assassin-t487.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/newlywed-rednecks-t458.htm speedy911911911
The manager greets them and says "I see you're newlyweds! ... I can give you the Bridal".

To which the husband replies "No thanks, I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets the hange of it !"
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CLEAN JOKES Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:34:02 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-mid-term-exam-t448.htm#1524 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-mid-term-exam-t448.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/congress-votes-to-outsource-presidency-t419.htm Jimbob_Rebel Outsourced to India....!!! Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency Washington, DC -- Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of August 1, 2008. The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead that his office has incurred during the last 5 years. It is anticipated that $231 billion ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:58:15 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/congress-votes-to-outsource-presidency-t419.htm#1444 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/congress-votes-to-outsource-presidency-t419.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/roses-hanging-baskets-t386.htm speedy911911911 ROSES & HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You got to let your rose buds show!' ...and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:27:53 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/roses-hanging-baskets-t386.htm#1349 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/roses-hanging-baskets-t386.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-library-t376.htm SteelerNation ]]> CLEAN JOKES Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:02:25 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-library-t376.htm#1313 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-library-t376.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/bears-and-party-politics-t348.htm Jimbob_Rebel The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the ... CLEAN JOKES Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:53:44 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/bears-and-party-politics-t348.htm#1228 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/bears-and-party-politics-t348.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/how-the-fight-started-t343.htm speedy911911911 HOW THE FIGHT STARTED I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are.... alongside the road.... and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed..... and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say........ > "Well, which one are you then?"....... ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:18:06 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/how-the-fight-started-t343.htm#1216 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/how-the-fight-started-t343.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/beer-testing-t323.htm Jimbob_Rebel Beer Testing Subject: This is worrying Beer contains female hormones. - Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:33:54 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/beer-testing-t323.htm#1165 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/beer-testing-t323.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/no-speakah-de-english-t279.htm speedy911911911 NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this any more, 'You ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 22 May 2008 20:40:27 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/no-speakah-de-english-t279.htm#964 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/no-speakah-de-english-t279.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/i-blew-my-ass-out-in-walmart-t258.htm speedy911911911 I went grocery shopping this weekend, which in hindsight may not have been very wise. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're definitely going toSHIT yourself" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being >> painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat >> the next day both of your ass cheeks WILL fall off. >> Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 16 May 2008 11:43:40 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/i-blew-my-ass-out-in-walmart-t258.htm#923 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/i-blew-my-ass-out-in-walmart-t258.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-amish-farmer-t235.htm Jimbob_Rebel An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down And drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.') The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.' The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 09 May 2008 22:48:09 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-amish-farmer-t235.htm#865 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-amish-farmer-t235.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/truth-and-defiance-in-humor-t223.htm Jimbob_Rebel A Confederate veteran whose town was occupied by a Union garrison would sit on his front porch everyday & watch the yankees drill. From time to time he would repeat the phrase, “We sure beat those yankees at Chickamauga!” After awhile the yankees became very annoyed at the old man for repeating this phrase everyday & made him take an oath to the Union with the promise that he would stop saying this to them during their daily drills. Of course, under the circumstances he had not ... CLEAN JOKES Mon, 05 May 2008 01:17:43 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/truth-and-defiance-in-humor-t223.htm#825 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/truth-and-defiance-in-humor-t223.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/truth-in-humor-t208.htm Jimbob_Rebel Proof of who is your best friend:
This will dispel all rumors...

If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment:

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, see who is really happy to see you.]]> CLEAN JOKES Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:35:56 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/truth-in-humor-t208.htm#788 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/truth-in-humor-t208.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/but-on-fridays-i-t158.htm speedy911911911 Okay, here's the first fishing joke of the season!! A husband and wife went in for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:24:35 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/but-on-fridays-i-t158.htm#637 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/but-on-fridays-i-t158.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-preacher-s-son-t155.htm Jimbob_Rebel An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky ... CLEAN JOKES Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:52:56 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-preacher-s-son-t155.htm#634 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/the-preacher-s-son-t155.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/warning-t127.htm crowtownfool Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, ... CLEAN JOKES Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:26:19 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/warning-t127.htm#544 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/warning-t127.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/a-somalian-arrives-in-minneapolis-as-a-new-immigrant-to-the-united-t66.htm speedy911911911 A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.' The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!' The person says, 'I not American, ... CLEAN JOKES Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:06:58 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/a-somalian-arrives-in-minneapolis-as-a-new-immigrant-to-the-united-t66.htm#291 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/a-somalian-arrives-in-minneapolis-as-a-new-immigrant-to-the-united-t66.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/wife-vs-husband-t68.htm Duskie An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."]]> CLEAN JOKES Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:20:00 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/wife-vs-husband-t68.htm#295 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/wife-vs-husband-t68.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/joke-of-the-day-t63.htm CoshoctonTaxpayer What do you call a town with more potholes than businesses? CLEAN JOKES Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:13:39 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/joke-of-the-day-t63.htm#282 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-f12/joke-of-the-day-t63.htm