http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/-t1.htm ADULT CONTENT....NOT A PLACE FOR THE KIDDIES....KIDDIES CAN GO NEXT DOOR Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:05:07 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/prosilver/site_logo.gif http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/-t1.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/quality-humor-t902.htm CoshoctonTaxpayer ]]> NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:05:07 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/quality-humor-t902.htm#3159 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/quality-humor-t902.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/to-john-hinckley-frommrs-nancy-reagan-t881.htm Jimbob_Rebel To: John Hinckley From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. The Reagan family and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental ... NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:56:58 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/to-john-hinckley-frommrs-nancy-reagan-t881.htm#3083 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/to-john-hinckley-frommrs-nancy-reagan-t881.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/coming-home-drunk-t828.htm speedy911911911 A man comes home drunk one night and so he doesn't get into too much trouble he decides to orally satisfy his wife. He goes under the covers and does the deed. Afterwards, he decides to wash the unpleasant taste from his mouth and goes to the bathroom. Sitting on the toilet seat is his wife. "How the hell did you beat me into the bathroom?" He asks amazed. "SHHHH!" She replied "Quiet, you'll wake mother. She's spending the night!" NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:27:17 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/coming-home-drunk-t828.htm#2939 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/coming-home-drunk-t828.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/police-dogs-t688.htm easyrider


FROM THE CHIEF:



THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING THAT ALL GERMAN SHEPHERD POLICE DOGS WILL BE REPLACED BY COON HOUNDS, DUE TO THE FACT THE CITY IS NOT HAVING ANY PROBLEMS WITH GERMANS.



WARNING: If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Barack Obama and Rev. Wright will be comin over to kick yo honky ass!!!!]]> NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Sun, 15 Mar 2009 15:31:49 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/police-dogs-t688.htm#2500 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/police-dogs-t688.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/senior-sex-t571.htm speedy911911911 Senior Sex Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?' She asks, 'What?' 'Sex!!' he replies Mildred ... NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:07:05 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/senior-sex-t571.htm#1906 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/senior-sex-t571.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/old-people-t543.htm attack-cat I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly ... NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:01:28 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/old-people-t543.htm#1794 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/old-people-t543.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-dirty-grandma-joke-t457.htm speedy911911911 There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday. He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said. The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims. Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today". "Let me give it a guess", ... NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:06:06 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-dirty-grandma-joke-t457.htm#1540 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-dirty-grandma-joke-t457.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/sex-in-the-shower-t420.htm Jimbob_Rebel In a recent survey, people from the inner city in New Orleans
have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut',
a huge 91% of inner city New Orleans residents said that
they have enjoyed sex in the shower frequently.
(The other 9% said that they had not been to prison.)]]> NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:04:46 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/sex-in-the-shower-t420.htm#1445 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/sex-in-the-shower-t420.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/meet-the-parents-t345.htm Jimbob_Rebel A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to > meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is > such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend > that after dinner, she would like to go out and make > love for the first time. > > The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, > so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some > condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time > and the pharmacist helps the boy for ... NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:06:23 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/meet-the-parents-t345.htm#1219 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/meet-the-parents-t345.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/why-the-chicken-crossed-the-road-t247.htm Jimbob_Rebel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why the chicken crossed the road. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the chicken cross the road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the ... NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Mon, 12 May 2008 18:56:28 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/why-the-chicken-crossed-the-road-t247.htm#890 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/why-the-chicken-crossed-the-road-t247.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-beauty-of-being-patient-t246.htm Jimbob_Rebel THE BEAUTY OF BEING PATIENT An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man ... NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Mon, 12 May 2008 18:54:28 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-beauty-of-being-patient-t246.htm#889 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-beauty-of-being-patient-t246.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-nightmare-t236.htm Jimbob_Rebel The Nightmare In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised! Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same color. Black. I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair. But it's a wheelchair!! That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!! I said ... NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Fri, 09 May 2008 22:50:43 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-nightmare-t236.htm#866 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-nightmare-t236.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-biker-t118.htm crowtownfool A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $1000.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I ... NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:52:10 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-biker-t118.htm#516 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/the-biker-t118.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/from-a-buddy-of-mine-t132.htm LEAD A man enters the elevator at a Hotel, He accidentally elbows a girl in her chest and says if your heart is as soft as your chest you will 4 give me. She says if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 201. NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:28:49 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/from-a-buddy-of-mine-t132.htm#554 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/from-a-buddy-of-mine-t132.htm http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/all-jokes-welcome-except-racist-jokes-t64.htm CoshoctonTaxpayer Everyone needs a little humor in their life. NOT SO CLEAN JOKES Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:15:26 GMT http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/all-jokes-welcome-except-racist-jokes-t64.htm#283 http://coshocton.heavenforum.com/not-so-clean-jokes-f13/all-jokes-welcome-except-racist-jokes-t64.htm