Sex In The Shower
In a recent survey, people from the inner city in New Orleans
have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut',
a huge 91% of inner city New Orleans residents said that
they have enjoyed sex in the shower frequently.
(The other 9% said that they had not been to prison.)
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"When the Cambrian measures were forming, they promised perpetual peace,
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would
cease.
But when we disarmed they sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: 'Stick to the Devil you know.'
.......Kipling